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From Christopher Walken: "Stole the entire plot from The Velveteen Rabbit.  The story has way too many albatrosses - but just enough cowbell."

From John Cleese: "Will most assuredly be sued by Disney for having too many princesses, and Monty Python for the excessive use of spam on the cover.  Keep your expectations low enough, and you might find this one a good read."

From Stephen King: "I was shocked that I wasn't asked to write the forward for this one."

The author tells us that his wife told him he had to use this title, due to blue being her favorite color.

From King Nebuchadnezzar: "I didn't understand why the ancient Babylonian astrologers couldn't find their car in the parking lot, but, other than that, it was the most mediocre read of my life."

From the Author: "This is where I lose half my readers due to my disgusting and unsavory use of the word 'curmudgeon'."

From Edward Cullen: "What's with all these colors?!?!  And, what's with the love triangle between the badger, the flamingo and the used camel salesman?"

From William Shakespeare: "Another one?  How many of these are there going to be?  The author will be long dead before he can finish this title."

From Paul Sheldon, Novelist: "A comatose-inducing thrill ride, sure to create enemies when finally published.  Would only recommend if you're laid up in bed with a broken leg, the internet is down, and you can't reach the TV remote or your phone."

From George R.R. Martin: "Fresh and exciting has now turned to bored and lackluster.  Clearly the writer has lost all sense of his characters and should just stop."

From Warwick Davis: "Another Dragon story!?  Like there aren't any other mythological creatures out there you could feature?  What's wrong with a nice story about a leprechaun?"

From Tom Selleck: "I still don't understand why all of the characters were wearing Hawaiian shirts in this book!  Only for those willing to set aside their basic intellect for the sake of 'art'."

From Robert Jordan: "12 books?!  What's this guy thinking?!  He doesn't have enough time in his life to possibly finish 12 books!" 

From the Author: "They asked me if a I was mad to write 12 books and I said, what is truly mad is someone willing to read them!"

From the Author: "Don't hold me to any of this!  Clearly, this is all wishful thinking!!   2033 is a long way off, peoples...  If you meet me, though, please don't burst my bubble.  After all, I do live in a Fantasy Land!"

Please note that none of the celebrity quotes above are real... just in case you were tempted to twitter or message them about their scurrilous comments about books not yet published.